lonelywhiteasian:

I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

europeanmissile:

In Albanian “te dua” means “I love you” but the verb “me dasht” also means to need, to want, and to love. So when an Albanian tells you “te dua” he’s telling you he needs you, wants you, and loves you all at once.

And I think that’s beautiful.

(via take-a-shovel-to-the-head)

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via heavenaboveu)

queen-of-thejungle:

laughbitches:

Best vine ever. 

Crying

LMAO gotta love Ry Doon

(Source: youtube.com, via thechriscrocker)

doubtme-then-watchme-xo:

we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

— Tommaso Ferraris

aw omg my heart.. oh my

(via thechriscrocker)

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doubtme-then-watchme-xo:

we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

— Tommaso Ferraris

aw omg my heart.. oh my

(via thechriscrocker)

rupaulsfootrace:

sexting-your-grandma:

Is getting heartbroken a hobby????

No honey, it’s a career

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(Source: sugardaddyprincess, via tidesofzam)

jitoofly:

My Mom

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(Source: trolleochileno.net, via lovesexnancy)

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(Source: trolleochileno.net, via lovesexnancy)

wanhunnerpercent:

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

baby

(Source: cineraria, via indecisivecharacter)

Timestamp: 1371618920

wanhunnerpercent:

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

baby

(Source: cineraria, via indecisivecharacter)

(Source: zodiacbaby, via ilirianakukaj)

0liv3-you:

radioactive-wbu:

HOLY SHIT THAT”S THE BIRD. 

OMFG TIPPY

(via sodacova)

Timestamp: 1371618347

0liv3-you:

radioactive-wbu:

HOLY SHIT THAT”S THE BIRD. 

OMFG TIPPY

(via sodacova)

keeska:

the fact that the University of Washington’s mascot is a dog makes me so happy in so many different ways because then you get photos like this at graduation

(via the-things-we-couldnt-say)

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keeska:

the fact that the University of Washington’s mascot is a dog makes me so happy in so many different ways because then you get photos like this at graduation

(via the-things-we-couldnt-say)

sexxmeeupp:

If only I could lose weight the way I lose friends.